A copy of the letter which will be left on the door of all the apartments in my complex tomorrow.

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF ******!!

The parking situation has gotten out of hand. As a courtesy to all of us who use the lot next to the building, when you are parking someone in, or are parked in a way that might potentially cause someone to get parked in, LEAVE CONTACT INFORMATION ON YOUR CAR.

Not just you either, all of your guests. If they’re using our lot, they need to show courtesy toward the other residents of the building.

I have already had one car towed this week. I don’t want to have to do that again. This is a warning though, that I will be getting more aggressive about towing cars.

Questions, comments or bitching about the unfairness of it all? Anne *****, Apt. **

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sentences that didn't make the cut:

~ Just because you get to sleep in on Saturday doesn't mean that some people don't WORK FOR THEIR MONEY you SPOILED BASTARDS!

~ Oh, and if there's room in front of you? Pull the fuck forward.

~ Scratch my car one more time and I will grind your ass.

~ Think you're only going to be inside for five minutes? I don't give a damn. Leave the info anyway.

~ Oh, and this is especially directed at that bitch in number 2. The fact that you have a drivers license makes me fear for my life.

~ God, didn't your mother teach you anything!?

~ I say for the last time; LEARN HOW TO PARK!!!!

~ Questions, comments, or general bitching about the unfairness of it all? SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

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I note that this blog has become distinctly R-rated. Sadly enough, only for language. Well, that may be toned down a little come morning when I've cooled off a little.

Possibly not.

1:49 a.m. April 17, 2004

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