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Your One Stop Shop For Bad Grammer!
A compendium of the more recent of life's little absurdities. 1) It's been so hot here. Recently I woke up after a long evening nap and I lay there in my dark room, waiting and waiting for a breeze to hit me. I was annoyed. "Where is that damn ceiling fan!?" I thought. "Why do I always forget to turn it on before I go to sleep?" Valid question, except for the fact that I do not, and have not for some time, have a ceiling fan. Sleepy brains do funny things. 2) The bands MusicMatch Jukebox thinks "match" Third Eye Blind. They include Nelly, Sum 41, Green Day, and Enya. 3) DVD cases: Everyone rants about how hard they are to open, what with all the stickers and everything. I concur, I practically need the jaws of life to open those things. Yesterday I opened my brand spanking new Love Actually, off with the shrink wrap, off with the stickers aaaand... wha? Still... won't ... open ... $@%#. It took about 3 minutes to discover that this DVD case had little snaps built into the sides that open, snaps that blend perfectly with the box for maximum frustration. Yes, they have made it harder to open the damn things. I suppose it is a good solution to all those recent incidents of DVDs flying out of their boxes and attacking unsuspecting passersby. 4) The musical choices of my next door neighbor, a man of eclectic tastes. About an hour ago I heard Linkin Park's "Nobody's Listening." Right now I'm getting snatches of what I'm pretty sure is "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria" from The Sound of Music. I don't know whether to be impressed or very, very scared. 5) The looks women give each other when they wear the same article of clothing. You should have seen the death glares I was getting off a girl in my History class today who was wearing my (mine! mine!) skirt. It was enough to curdle milk. 2:59 p.m. April 22, 2004
“Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya.” - August 21, 2005 |
The Many And Scary Ways They Get Here Quote of the Day
"They have lots of disturbing cross sections of animal reproductive organs"
Worried by The fact that I just walked upstairs and saw one of my new housemates standing on her desk chair slowly revolving in circles for no apparent reason. Good Reads
Tomato Nation Fun
Television Without Pity Games
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