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What? Update? What? I’ve been having a hard time keeping up with the blog the summer. I just feel like I don’t have anything to say, which is ridiculous because if you sit next to me on the couch I’ll rattle off such an earful you wont know what hit you. I have come to the conclusion that I have blog inadequacy issues. I don’t want to just write about normal everyday things like I used to in the old blog, no, this is the new blog. It’s a whole page per entry and god dammit I feel like I’d better have a page worth of stuff to say when I log on. It had better be funny and unique, too. Because who could possibly be interested in my trip to Target today? No! More interesting! More off the wall! More funny! Never mind that I highly enjoy reading about other people’s trips to Target or Ikea. My entries must be about something else. Something unusual. I don’t have the writing skills to pull off an entry about Target. So I don’t write, and then I feel guilty for not writing. Y’all, I am intimidated by my blog. Isn’t that just the saddest thing you’ve ever seen in type? So I am making a resolution, a blogolution if you will (though I’m sure you wont.) I will update at least once every other day. Even if all I have to talk about is the really great three hour nap I took that afternoon, I am going to This blog may not be good, or long, or interesting, or even read by anyone, but dammit, from now on it’s going to be frequent. So there. 7:31 p.m. August 12, 2004
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"They have lots of disturbing cross sections of animal reproductive organs"
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