After I woke up I promptly forgot the dream and went to hang out with my friends. We walked to the store to buy some liquor health beverages and as we walked through the candy isle I saw some gummi sour peach slices in the bulk bins.

“Dude! I had a dream about those.”

“About what?”

“Gummi peach candies”

“… You had a dream about candy?”

“Shut up. It was a very special moment.”

I had given all of my money to my friends prior to entering the store because I am not currently old enough to purchase said liquor health beverages, so I couldn’t buy any candy then.

Today however, I made a point of going to the Corner Store and picking me up a bag of gummi sour peach slices. And now I am sitting here typing away and eating a candy I haven’t had in at least three or four years, because of a dream.

Is that weird?

Other weird dreams I have had lately which I (thankfully) have not acted upon include:

• sex with a coworker

• being chased down the street by mutant lobsters

• being suffocated under the weight of a dead fat man

• a very vivid dream about eating Starbursts with the wrapper still on (what’s with the candy, I don’t know)

• sitting at the top of a giant redwood in a bird’s nest.

Anyone wanna Freud me?

11:33 p.m. August 13, 2004

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“Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya.” - August 21, 2005
1:20 – 2:30 – 5th period. My Waterloo. - June 29, 2005
You know I love you. I’ll never hurt you again, baby, I swear. - May 18, 2005
Don’t be jealous. Not everyone can be us. - March 13, 2005
Conclusion: Albertsons is hiding the good Ice Cream from me. - March 08, 2005

The Many And Scary Ways They Get Here
stealing co-worker's panties ... Clio's Boobs ... Lindsey Lohan Panties ... urge to pee bad ... see through undies ... ado nudiste ... glimpse of my panties. ... vibrating excersizers poking through ... William Hung phone number ... UCSB girls are stupid ... sitting wearing short skirt ... Drunken Spring Cove

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