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I’m kind of embarrassed about how long it has been since I’ve posted here. Bad, bad blogger. I don’t really know how that happened, actually. I always loved this thing; it just slowly got easier and easier not to post and I kind of had a lot going on that I wasn’t that keen on talking about and what I was keen on talking about I was already writing up for that Diaries class I took last quarter and yadda, yadda, yadda.

So anyway, back in the saddle again. I suppose we’ll see how long this lasts.

I’ve had an uber busy quarter thus far. The last two weeks in particular have just been so draining I can’t even begin to tell you. Nine hours of interviews, two midterms, five papers, eleven grammar lessons, two presentations, and one alcoholic breakdown later I have finally arrived at the oasis of peace and solitude that is this weekend. (You may feel free to imagine an angelic chorus here, I certainly am.)

I have dubbed this weekend the official do nothing weekend. I was supposed to have an SAT lesson but it got cancelled. When the student’s mom called to inform me of that fact she was so apologetic and distressed and all the while she was making sad noises I was doing a not so silent victory dance around the office that involved (if I recall correctly) a copious amount of butt shimmying.

“So, I’m really sorry but Sammy will be out of town…”
“WOOO!”
“…”
“Oh, I mean…woo?”
“Can we reschedule?”
“Um, sure. Let me just pencil you in for (woo!) Thursday.”

So I have no students for this glorious, glorious three day weekend. In fact, I have done almost nothing beyond lay around in my PJs watching movies, reading, and eating ice cream. Could you imagine a more perfect Presidents weekend? Until I went grocery shopping this evening I hadn’t been out of the apartment since Friday afternoon.

The only cloud that is marring the surface of this perfect weekend is that it will end all too soon. I do, like it or not, have to go back to school and work on Tuesday to deal with a jam packed tutoring schedule, an office gearing up for four major events, two new interns to be trained, an eleven page research paper I haven’t really thought about yet, another week of pounding rain, and an anticipated 500 visitors trooping through the VCen. AAAH!

Must … be … zen….

8:31 p.m. February 20, 2005

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