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Your One Stop Shop For Bad Grammer!
Man, In addition to not updating my blog I haven’t been looking at my SiteMeter stats for a while now and I had really forgotten just how many odd people there are hanging around on the internet. This is just in the last five days: Number of searches including the word “panty”: 14 Number of people desperately searching for “Gaviota underwear” : 4 Number of people who still want to see Linds@y LoHaN’z thong: 3 (better work on that Linds@y, you’re slipping in the polls) Number of people disappointed that I’m not “hosting lesbian day at Disneyland”: 2 Number of intrepid searchers looking for my excellent Mechanic: 3 (Woo!) Number of unfortunates who have “problem caused by underwear”: 1 Number of frustrated people who want suggestions on “notes to put on badly parked cars”: 5 (I feel you there.) Number of consummate alcoholics looking at page 46 of the Google results for “Daquerie recepies”: 1 So, I believe my stats speak for themselves. If you’re looking for panties, lesbian celebrations, Lindsay Lohan, or badly spelled Daiquiri recipes, this is the place for you! 11:51 p.m. February 20, 2005
“Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya.” - August 21, 2005 |
The Many And Scary Ways They Get Here Quote of the Day
"They have lots of disturbing cross sections of animal reproductive organs"
Worried by The fact that I just walked upstairs and saw one of my new housemates standing on her desk chair slowly revolving in circles for no apparent reason. Good Reads
Tomato Nation Fun
Television Without Pity Games
Copter Game Useful |
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