Things:

• I really want to see Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Because White Castle? Is the shit. And no one out here in California understands the White Castle love. It’s a Midwestern thing. Mmm… practically pre-masticated burgers….

• Has anyone else ever had little mini baby gummy bears? I just discovered them for the first time. Cuuuute. And yet still immensely edible. Chomp!

• I have been trying to get a job for the entire summer and I have not gotten one (one!) interview. This last week? Three interview offers. It never rains...

• All of my authors lately have been switching to Hard Cover format. HATE! I refuse to buy hard cover for both storage and pocketbook reasons so this means I have to wait an extra year for all of my books. One author in particular wrote a six book series, the first five in paperback, and then, when she had me hooked, she popped the last one out in hardback. Damn you publishing industry!

• I got one of those creepy electronic voicemails about my over due movies from Blockbuster today. Why is this so weird? Oh yeah … because I work there! I actually picked up the message while on break in the back of the store. I’m there four or five days out of the week and I still can’t get my goddamn movies in on time. Customers never believe me when I tell them this.

• Why do I always blog at zero-dark-thirty? All of my post times are like 1am. You’d think that that is my only free time, but I do spend a significant portion of my week lying around in my robe reading romance novels so I really don’t think that’s the problem.

11:39 p.m. July 23, 2004

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“Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya.” - August 21, 2005
1:20 – 2:30 – 5th period. My Waterloo. - June 29, 2005
You know I love you. I’ll never hurt you again, baby, I swear. - May 18, 2005
Don’t be jealous. Not everyone can be us. - March 13, 2005
Conclusion: Albertsons is hiding the good Ice Cream from me. - March 08, 2005

The Many And Scary Ways They Get Here
stealing co-worker's panties ... Clio's Boobs ... Lindsey Lohan Panties ... urge to pee bad ... see through undies ... ado nudiste ... glimpse of my panties. ... vibrating excersizers poking through ... William Hung phone number ... UCSB girls are stupid ... sitting wearing short skirt ... Drunken Spring Cove

Quote of the Day

"They have lots of disturbing cross sections of animal reproductive organs"

Worried by

The fact that I just walked upstairs and saw one of my new housemates standing on her desk chair slowly revolving in circles for no apparent reason.

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