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I was behind everybody’s worst nightmare today. He was a senior citizen, in a Lincoln Town Car (beige, naturally) doing 67mph in the fast lane of a two lane freeway. Juuust keeping pace with the Vons truck next to him so that no one could pass and weaving all over his lane.

Seriously, he had so many hallmarks of a bad driver that I wouldn’t be surprised if he was putting on lipstick and changing the radio station while driving as well.

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Has anybody seen the new DVD of the first season of Northern Exposure?

I have never seen the show but I totally want the DVD. Why you ask? Because the DVD is wearing a jacket; a full on, puffy neon orange number with a zipper down the front.

This DVD has a parka, y’all, and I want it. Badly.

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Sad, sad shoe update.

The store I ordered from is out of the size I need. It appears to be impossible to find Steve Madden Glares in size 9 (or anything over size 7.5 actually) anywhere.

I think I’ll have to give up. I’m disappointed, but richer (or not-poorer) by $60.

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I’ve been spending some serious time lately over at kissthisguy.com. It’s an archive of misheard lyrics and I’m finding it strangely addictive. It’s very fascinatiing in a car crash/ can people really be that stupid way.

Misheard Lyric of the day: “I just can’t get it up” for “I just can’t get enough” from Depeche Mode’s song of the same name.

9:50 p.m. June 03, 2004

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“Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya.” - August 21, 2005
1:20 – 2:30 – 5th period. My Waterloo. - June 29, 2005
You know I love you. I’ll never hurt you again, baby, I swear. - May 18, 2005
Don’t be jealous. Not everyone can be us. - March 13, 2005
Conclusion: Albertsons is hiding the good Ice Cream from me. - March 08, 2005

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Quote of the Day

"They have lots of disturbing cross sections of animal reproductive organs"

Worried by

The fact that I just walked upstairs and saw one of my new housemates standing on her desk chair slowly revolving in circles for no apparent reason.

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