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Your One Stop Shop For Bad Grammer!
Expect very sporadic updates for the next week or so due to the following factors: a) A severe case of allergies b) something that may or may not be the flu c) a distressing lack of nyquil in our apartment d) work e) the seductive pull of Lifetime Movie Network which I just discovered we get(why do I always watch crap whem I'm sick?) f) My apparent complete inability to letter in order (I tried to call that last one "c" and "d" before getting it right with "e") g) the desire to sleep at least twenty hours a day h) diaryland hates me. i) my sinuses hate me j) my severely overworked papertowel holder hates me k) Lifetime loves me l) the torrid affair I'm having with the VH1 countdowns (shhh .. don't tell Lifetime) m) my newfound dislike of the shift key n) my inability to get an appointment with student health o) the study group who wont take "I've been throwing up all morning" for an answer. p) the birds who dumped pureed asparagus on my car q) the mound of laundry in my room that is rapidly becoming sentient r) the complete lack of anything to read, why doesn't Barnes & Noble deliver, I ask you? they'd make a fortune s) the mysterious disappearance of my Detective Fiction textbook t) the wonder that is Judith Light (on Lifetime Movie Network, of course) u) the fact that now that I have reached "u" it has become a point of pride to get this damn thing all the way to "z" before passing out v) the additional fact that I have no energy to even read other peoples blogs, but somehow what was meant to be a two line post is becoming rather long w) the irony of my cupboards being full of good food when I can't taste a damn thing x) nyquill!!! why hast thou forsaken me!?!? y) evil professors who make papers due at 9am on a monday z) did I mention it's finals week? have you ever seen such a litany of woes? 10:21 p.m. June 07, 2004
“Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya.” - August 21, 2005 |
The Many And Scary Ways They Get Here Quote of the Day
"They have lots of disturbing cross sections of animal reproductive organs"
Worried by The fact that I just walked upstairs and saw one of my new housemates standing on her desk chair slowly revolving in circles for no apparent reason. Good Reads
Tomato Nation Fun
Television Without Pity Games
Copter Game Useful |
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