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We have this movie at work called, “I Accidentally Domed Your Son.” No, really. Someone wrote it, someone greenlighted it, someone funded in it, and someone, somewhere thought this movie (and it’s title) was a good idea. I was working with a group of four guys tonight and the were hysterical over this movie. I couldn’t really figure out why at first, I mean sure, it’s stupid but we have a lot of stupid movies (Blood Gnome, I’m looking at you.) Eventually it came out that the definition of “domed” was under discussion. Several of the guys were under the impression that it meant *cough* to perform fellatio on. I couldn’t help envision the following scenario. “Um, Mrs. Robinson?” “Yes young man, what can I do for you?” “I have some bad news for you. You see we was playing around ma’am, just having some fun and ... and ... Jimmy.... oh god! It’s too horrible.” “What happened?” “Your son accidentally got head ma’am. I’m so sorry.” However I was just unable to accept that someone would actually knowingly name a movie that if it meant what they thought it meant. Surely, surely, I argued, it just means to get hit on the head, or shot or something. I was the lone voice of (female) reason. The others all went home happily chortling over the prospect of accidental head. May I just say; in your dreams boys, in your dreams. But I had to look it up. Here’s what UrbanDictionary.com had to say: Domed 1) The act of getting hit over the head with a blunt object. Usually an expression used in video games. He just domed you so bad. 2) So high that you cant perform simple operations. ie: “Hella HIGH” "(Lynch) All dome as the chronics got me gone Nigga it's on On 'til the slugs come out" Im domed as fuck homie. 3) the act of giving oral pleasure to the male penis; giving head “I domed Josh at a party last night” So there we have it. Odds are little Jimmy was accidentally hit on the head. But he also may have accidentally hotboxed or gotten very, very lucky. In case this entry has intrigued you as to the actually quality of the movie in question I provide a link to imdb’s plot summary. Key quotes include: “Their only option is to change their appearance through underground plastic surgery, which would take them on a five hundred mile road trip.” and “...leaving them to ponder the question, was it just dumb luck, or was it the bud?” I’m only sorry that imdb doesn’t have a picture up so that you could see the cover art which is really quite ... breathtaking. This hot, hot item is available on previously viewed DVD for $9.99. Hurry out to your nearest Blockbuster. While supplies last. 2:00 a.m. June 13, 2004
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