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Things that make me feel like a sorry excuse for a UCSB student: 1) I called the police on a loud party happening in the apartment below me. (Hey, it was 3 in the morning!) 2) I hate beer, hate, hate, hate it. 3) I have never (and never intend to) pull an all-nighter. In my world there is always time for at least an hour of sleep. 4) I write best early in the morning (though I wont do anything else well) so I have been known to wake up at 4am to write an eight page paper due at 10 that day. 5) I do not surf. I don’t even want to learn because I feel sure that I would kill myself. 6) Halloween is not my favorite holiday. 7) Anti-marijuana legislation does not really bother me. 8) I love to read romance novels and I will do so while waiting for a class to start. 9) I had never been to Goleta Beach before last weekend. 10) I really never thought there was anything wrong with the dorm food. 11) I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to jump naked off the pier following graduation. 12) I have never witnessed an actual couch burning 13) I have never had an MIP or a BUI (Biking Under the Influence, and yes you can get a ticket for that) 14) Silvergreens does nothing for me (except for their soda bar, but that doesn’t really count.) 15) I do not own a bike. 9:58 p.m. June 15, 2004
“Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya.” - August 21, 2005 |
The Many And Scary Ways They Get Here Quote of the Day
"They have lots of disturbing cross sections of animal reproductive organs"
Worried by The fact that I just walked upstairs and saw one of my new housemates standing on her desk chair slowly revolving in circles for no apparent reason. Good Reads
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