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This photo seriously, SERIOUSLY disturbs me. So I’m linking to it, Here it is again if you were too faint of heart the first time. I feel the need to spread it around, like The Ring

I don’t know why this one bothers me so much more than the other photos on the Snopes site. It’s patently false, doesn’t look real at all, unlike the decapitated man, maggot infested brain and exploded rectum on the same page, which really haven’t been bothering me at all, the CGIed seed pod/ breast has been giving me the serious heebies for the last 24 hrs.

God, I should not be allowed on Snopes without a parent or guardian.

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My uncle (my mom’s younger brother) always gives the best (and by best I mean weirdest) gifts. Several years ago he gave her a "Grow you own mushrooms" (not the psychedelic kind) kit. We have been given subscriptions to the Potato of the Month and Salsa of the Month clubs. Many Christmases are celebrated with seasoned pork goodies from Ham I Am delivery service.

Her birthday present this year was a gift certificate to HomeBistro.com. They specialize in “chef prepared meals, shipped to your door, from freezer to table in 10 minutes.”

We’re going to give it a try this weekend when I go home for a visit. The meals have been ordered for Saturday night. I sent my mom an email specifying that I would like to try the crab cake and the Filet Mignon with Bernaise Sauce.

It looks ... weird.

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I’m currently working on Mirror, Mirror by Gregory Maguire, who also wrote Wicked and Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister.

I’m having a hard time getting into it. I really want to like his books. He has such wonderful ideas and I love fairytale retellings but the prose is so dense it kills me.

He puts the reader at a distance from the characters, keeping them at arms length, so that I find it very difficult to become engaged in the book, despite the interesting plot and concept.

I wish I could, like, get him to think up novels and have someone else write them. This is killing me.

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6:27 p.m. June 21, 2004

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