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Ah procrastination blogging, the best form of blogging there ever was. Oddly enough I’m not procrastinating from schoolwork this time. It’s work-work that I’m avoiding. I’m in the office and I reeeally should be doing …oh, about a thousand things. But I’m not. Neener neener. Awww … hee hee, my co-workers just went jogging by our big plate glass windows waving like fools. Man, I love watching other people be productive. There’s just something so …satisfying about it, isn’t there? Almost as good as if I were actually exercising myself. Like second hand cardio! Speaking of me not exercising, I have determined that someone at Albertsons is hiding all the good frozen desserts from me. Lets break this down. Ok, so the best Ice Cream ever is the original Moose Tracks, right? Well, for some reason lately my local Albertsons has seemed determined not to carry the normal kind. They’ve got all the funky ones, like Caramel Caribou and whatnot, but no plain ‘ole Moose Tracks. BUT (and that’s a big but, my friend) (hee… I said “big but”) when I was grocery shopping yesterday I discovered a lorn and lone little Moose Tracks carton hanging way the hell out under the Baskin Robbins, fer crissakes. Conclusion: Albertsons is hiding the good Ice Cream from me. We’re not even going to discuss lattice-topped Apple Pie-gate. What? My grocer thinks I’m fat. Shut up. 6:39 p.m. March 08, 2005
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