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I am now slightly addicted to MySpace. This is weird in and of itself just because how sad do you have to be to be addicted to an online profile site? It’s doubly weird, however, because I don’t actually have a real account. I decided some time back that I had enough online profiles (and that Facebook was already too significant a part of my life) so I was not going to add anymore. Plus it’s seriously depressing to start over with an empty friends list. Howevere, I like stalking random people and a lot of my friends from highschool don’t go to a college that’s on Facebook. So… now I’m not only addicted to MySpace, I’m addicted under a fake name.

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

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Why do all of my romantic sounding evenings happen with friends? I got together last night with Becky for the first time in too long and we lit the inaugural fire in her fireplace. To save her dignity I will not mention the fact that she has lived there for almost a year (…heh heh). We spent an evening by the fire making peanut butter s’mores (no, I’m not kidding and we are not eight) and drinking chardonnay (…told you!).

Don’t be jealous. Not everyone can be us.

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Finals week starts tomorrow. I have a final at 4:00 for which I have studied exactly 0.00 hours. I want to feel bad, but really, it’s a pass/no pass class. Studying rather defeats the purpose.

My tutoring schedule is actually stressing me out far more than any of my finals. Both of my tests are in the (usually coveted) 4:00 -7:00 time slot, which is when I schedule all of my lessons. This means that, since I’m going to be out of town next week for Spring Break, I have to schedule, like, all nine of my students in two evenings. Eep!

10:42 p.m. March 13, 2005

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... if the scores don’t improve markedly I might just kill myself. Except not. Except maybe. - October 02, 2005
“Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya.” - August 21, 2005
1:20 – 2:30 – 5th period. My Waterloo. - June 29, 2005
You know I love you. I’ll never hurt you again, baby, I swear. - May 18, 2005

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stealing co-worker's panties ... Clio's Boobs ... Lindsey Lohan Panties ... urge to pee bad ... see through undies ... ado nudiste ... glimpse of my panties. ... vibrating excersizers poking through ... William Hung phone number ... UCSB girls are stupid ... sitting wearing short skirt ... Drunken Spring Cove

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