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How literary is Anne?

Anne is so literary her teddy bear reads Milton.

No, really, I came home from class on monday and he was just sitting like that.

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My shower still hates me. The one day (the one day y’all) that I had to be in and out of the shower in two minutes flat? Wonderfully hot water and surprisingly adequate pressure. Right away!

It’s playing with my mind.

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While I was home last weekend I called an old friend on a whim. I got this answering machine message:

“Hi, you have reached 555-5555. Obviously ***** ***** is an ass for changing his phone number and not telling anyone, but please don’t leave a message telling him so, as this is no longer his number.”

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I have fallen madly, deeply and obsessively in love with the Steve Madden Glares.

I found them at Robinsons May this weekend while shopping and I finally gave in to the temptation and ordered them online.

I can’t believe how much I just spent on these shoes that I probably wont wear above three times. I tell myself I might still return them, but if they fit right I know I wont because I am a sick, sick person.

Someone stage an intervention.

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Can I just tell you how much I hate the fact that I left Blogger like, a month ago, in large part because I wanted to be able to link to individual entries and to change my comment system.

What did Blogger just introduce last week? Why, individual pages for entries and a new comments feature of course.

Must... not... switch ... blog URL again.

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(Non-dirty) Milton reference #3

Anne: “Reaching beyond all limit, at one blow,
Unaided could have finished thee, and whelmed
Thy legions under darkness!" *

Girl in the back of class: “Can you just be whelmed?”

Anne and about 5 other people simultaneously: “I think you can in Europe!”

Who knew? Love that movie.

*(Bk VI, ln. 140 - 143)

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7:35 p.m. May 12, 2004

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“Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya.” - August 21, 2005
1:20 – 2:30 – 5th period. My Waterloo. - June 29, 2005
You know I love you. I’ll never hurt you again, baby, I swear. - May 18, 2005
Don’t be jealous. Not everyone can be us. - March 13, 2005
Conclusion: Albertsons is hiding the good Ice Cream from me. - March 08, 2005

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