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Ok y'all -- I know you're not going to believe me here but -- I'm still alive. Yes oh yes I am. I can understand why you might think I had been mauled to death by jungle cats months ago-- what with the no updating and all-- but no, still here.

This blog, seriously, is like a bad ex-boyfriend that I can't get rid of. I break up with it all you hurt me bad, you suck up all of my productive time, you make me co-dependant and I never want to see you again EVAH! Then we drift out of touch for a while but, when it gets kicked off it' third couch of the month, it comes crawling back to me all, baby, I didn't mean it. You know I love you. I'll never hurt you again, baby, I swear. And I take it back like a schmuck.

So yes, still alive and still co-dependant. Actually, of all the possible time I could pick to resume blogging this has to be one of the most odd. The next two weeks of my life are going to be kee-razy in a way that they haven't been in quite some time. Oddly enough, considering that this is my last quarter, I seem to have saddled myself with one of the largest workloads I've ever had. The classes themselves aren't so bad but the papers, oh dear god the papers. I get sick just thinking about my last week.

In other My Life Is Miserable news this last week has been about the worst allergy week all year. It's one of those weeks where people who don't normally have allergies are all sniffly and complainy and I'm all WELCOME TO MY WORLD BITCHES!

On the plus side, I've definitely been winning the No MY Life Sucks Worse one-upping conversations that always seems to take place around this time in the quarter. Four papers, two presentations, two jobs, two finals and packing up and moving all the way across the bloody damn country in two weeks does seem to carry the day.

Actually, I think that this is a large part of what has me addicted to this blog -- what has me coming back over and over for just one more hit of that sweet blogging crack -- the chance to whine and rant and rave without anyone else being able to get a word in edgewise. It's so nice to just bitch and be done with it, and then not have to defend your bitching to anyone.

Come back home baby, all is forgiven!

11:11 p.m. May 18, 2005

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