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If you can find a place that serves fountain drinks (and I mean real fountain drinks, with the syrup) I highly suggest you make yourself a vanilla root beer.

I tastes like the dregs of a Black Cow, when you’ve eaten all the ice cream and all that’s left to do is to tilt the sludgy root beer into your mouth.

Mmm...

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As those of you who keep up on my IM away messages know, I have recently entered into a torrid love affair with the new Pita Pit in Isla Vista.

I can not get enough of these pitas. I have forced all of my friends to try them. I have talked about them constantly to people who live several states away. I continuously crave them in the wee sma’s of the night. I have discovered and bookmarked the web page of the pita place y’all, that’s how far this has gone.

I’ve never been this obsessed with a food before (um, that is if you don’t count those three months where all I wanted to eat was potato salad, or the summer when I tried to figure out if I could just get KFC delivered intravenously, to save time)

I think they’re putting something in the sauce. All I know is that I’m glad I’m not going home this summer. I’d go through pita withdrawal.

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Update on the shoes:

They came, they were beautiful. They were also a size too big.

I have sent them back to exchange for a size down.

Prudence be damned, I will have the shoes!

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I went to see The Importance of Being Earnest last night with Becky. It was this little random (and free!) production that a group of students decided to put on. I have seen the play so often I was mouthing half the lines and correcting the pronunciation in my head (It’s “Bunburry” not “Bun-Berry” ... duh.)

Sad to admit I spent much of the night envisioning Colin Firth and Rupert Everett. Mmm... Colin Firth.

On a more literary note, as evidenced by my sidebar I was reminded how absolutely brilliant a social commentator Oscar Wilde is. God that man is funny.

"Oh, I don't think I would care to catch a sensible man. I shouldn't know what to talk to him about."

Classic. How can you beat that?

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11:17 a.m. May 27, 2004

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