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As I draw closer to the end of my time at Blockbuster (the 12th is my last day, woo hoo!) I find that I am more and more ready to get the F out of there. I am no longer silent but enduring. I no longer walk softly and carry a big stick.

No, now I just want to smack people upside the head with the big stick when they wont pay four dollars and thirty goddamn cents for a movie that they returned late. People, my patience is severely tried.

I want out of there. I want out of the opening shifts, out of the scheduling drama, out of the bitching about all the new hires, out of the path of customers with a hate on, out of that fugly polo shirt and on with the rest of my life.

Wow … I actually didn’t realize I was so, um, angry. Maybe I need to bitch about work more often here. I kind of feel better now.

I think the problem is I have “job senioritis.” Like at the end of high school, I can see light at the end of the tunnel and it is making me aggravated with living in the darkness. Cause working at Blockbuster can often be the darkness people, the darkness that pays minimum wage and takes over your life.

The store drama right now is reaching critical mass and any second it is going to blow. I don’t want to be there when the shit hits the fan. The spatter arc would be truly awesome to witness though.

I have to say the only thing I’m depressed about in this situation is that all the good movies are coming out after I leave. It has been the worst summer for rentals, but as soon as I loose my privileges, out come all the movies I want to see. Check this out:

09/21 - Mean Girls

    - Star Wars Trilogy (the original ones! Finally!)

09/28 - Envy

    - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    - Super Size Me

10/05 - Saved!

10/12 - Day After Tomorrow

Goddamn. Ah well, at least I’ll still know people there. Maybe I can get the hookup.

Hee. “Hookup.” If I’d said that out loud I would have had to slap myself. I think that’s my cue to call it a night, y’all.

12:13 a.m. September 01, 2004

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