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Your One Stop Shop For Bad Grammer!
You know how sometimes you walk by people and hear a small fragment of their conversation that is …intriguing? Well, here are some things you might have heard if you walked by my group at juuuust the right moment this weekend.
“That could be Carlos!” “Kari gets everyone wet!” “Who wants to straddle me this time?” “What the hell is a squish-ee?” “Dudes, you should have seen the look I just got off of the Pooh ride operator.” “Is Lacey humping the L?” “Man, that white dress is going down and I want to see it!” “Damn, I’m going to have a really hard time getting these pants off.”
“We’ll have a girly party! With ice cream, or liquor, depending on how we feel.” “Oh my god! A build-it-yourself Mr. Potatohead. I want.” “Air-condition this, bitches!” “Watch out, Lacey’s pussy is out of control!” “They want tips for toilet paper”
“So … you have no problem getting in a car with them, but you don’t want to ask them for directions?” “No, I do not want to have your tall babies.” “What are we going to do if Saara gets deported?” “You know, that port-a-potty is not going to be all that different from Mexico.” “Goddamnit girls, guess we’ll have to put our portable spittoon back in the car.”
“It’s hot as a flying mother out here.”
2:28 p.m. September 07, 2004
“Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya.” - August 21, 2005 |
The Many And Scary Ways They Get Here Quote of the Day
"They have lots of disturbing cross sections of animal reproductive organs"
Worried by The fact that I just walked upstairs and saw one of my new housemates standing on her desk chair slowly revolving in circles for no apparent reason. Good Reads
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