I used to write here semi-regularly and then I …didn’t. But I didn’t for several really good reasons. No really, most of them are good. Check it out.

• I went out of town. Disneyland, Tijuana and Country-Western bars, oh my!

• I worked my last week at Blockbuster. Yeah! Hooray! I’m free of the dark side.

• I went out of town again, I’d be feeling well traveled except that I just went home which is … pretty much the same place I went last time.

• I turned 21!! And did I get totally smashed on my birthday? Why no I did not, because it was a Tuesday and I was at my parents.

• I watched Mean Girls about four times.

• I had eighty million (ok, three) tutoring jobs in a day and found out that my scholarship check didn’t go through and had to make a last minute dash to the FinAid office to avoid getting dropped from all of my classes.

• I spent a long sleepless night discovering that swallowing is really an unavoidable part of life

• I was diagnosed with a bacterial infection on my tonsils (hence the ouchiness of swallowing.) And spent almost literally an entire day sleeping.

• I discovered that on of my best friends had a seizure (seizure!) on Thursday. Yikes!

• Also add in lots of general lying around laziness. Just cause I didn’t feel like doing anything else.

So, yeah. I stink at updating. The school year starts next Thursday and I know I’ll be better then because somehow, though I have much less time during the school year I get much more done. Consequently, I should be favoring this site with many more real posts and less of these fallback list posts that I’ve got going right now.

The internet is making me feel guilty again.

12:41 a.m. September 18, 2004

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