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I’m just a little bit scared that school starts tomorrow. This could very well be my last year as a traditional student. 18 years of public education, almost over. Weird.

In any case, I’ll have to hustle my ass off if I want to be out at the end of the year with both degrees and no summer school. Check out some of the classes I’m taking next quarter:

History 177 – California History: I have high hopes for this class. I haven’t had California history since 4th grade and I am going to be severely disappointed if I don’t get to pan for gold like we did then. My other predominant memory of that year is that they showed us a fairly straightforward and graphic video about the Donner party with the cannibalism and all right before lunch which was …hot dogs. No one ate. I don’t see how this class can possibly beat that.

English 116 – Biblical Literature: Old Testament: I’m also looking forward to this, given that I usually “read” the bible from a historical standpoint it should be interesting to talk about the literary aspects of the text. Plus, I already know the material fairly well which means … less homework!

The others aren’t as interesting sounding (unless you know who Gogol and Tanizaki are, which I certainly don’t) so I wont bore you with them. I do enjoy the picking of classes though. There’s always some surprises both ways, classes you thought you’d enjoy that turn out to be horrible (coughEarlyAfricanAmericanHistorycough) and some that sound stultifying in the class description but turn out to be pretty cool.

I think I’ll miss the opportunity to take these classes when it is no longer at my fingertips, but as it stands right now I’m just hoping to get through this year with as little pain, muss, and stress as possible. It’s a lofty goal. Catch me as I fall.

11:58 p.m. September 21, 2004

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