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Clio Speaks is the third incarnation of a blog previously known as Much Ado About Nothing and Of Ground, Or Air, Or Ought-- . You can see those old blogs here.

I used to be hosted on Blogger and it still holds a very special place in my heart, but for various and sundry reasons I moved over to Diaryland in April of 2004 at the same time as the latest name change and site redesign.

The name:

Clio Speaks is not (not, not, NOT) a reference to Miss Cleo. Please do not expect me to be prescient. The titular Clio is the greek muse of history.

Warning: Slightly Pedantic

A man that I once knew said that history is "everything that has ever happened everywhere, starting now." To me history is a story. Quite literally his- (or her) story. The story of everyone who has ever lived. The story of individuals. The story of a peasant woman in rural France during the Black Death. Of a Chinese scholar studing for the Civil Service Exams. Of a generation who saw two wars and a depression.

And now, of a 20-something college student in California, with little eloquence and not much to talk about beyond her scope. It's all history. We're all history.

Starting now.

1:50 a.m. April 17, 2004

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Last Time... Tune in Next Week...

“Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya.” - August 21, 2005
1:20 – 2:30 – 5th period. My Waterloo. - June 29, 2005
You know I love you. I’ll never hurt you again, baby, I swear. - May 18, 2005
Don’t be jealous. Not everyone can be us. - March 13, 2005
Conclusion: Albertsons is hiding the good Ice Cream from me. - March 08, 2005

The Many And Scary Ways They Get Here
stealing co-worker's panties ... Clio's Boobs ... Lindsey Lohan Panties ... urge to pee bad ... see through undies ... ado nudiste ... glimpse of my panties. ... vibrating excersizers poking through ... William Hung phone number ... UCSB girls are stupid ... sitting wearing short skirt ... Drunken Spring Cove

Quote of the Day

"They have lots of disturbing cross sections of animal reproductive organs"

Worried by

The fact that I just walked upstairs and saw one of my new housemates standing on her desk chair slowly revolving in circles for no apparent reason.

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Misheard Lyrics Archives
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Create Your Own Nation
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Dodge The Blocks
Save The Fishies

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